I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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