just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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