I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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