would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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