Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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