Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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