i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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