let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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