Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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