bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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