the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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