I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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