p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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