I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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