may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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