i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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