Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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