You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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