i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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