Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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