I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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