Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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