Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
