we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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