He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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