sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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