Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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