HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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