you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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