Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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