Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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