hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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