you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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