Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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