i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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