Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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