I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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