question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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