Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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