she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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