I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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