you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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