so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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