I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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