TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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