Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
