He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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