Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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