just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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