love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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